Dave Ohlson was raised by wolves in the high Himalaya. After stumbling upon a group of trekkers on their way to Everest base camp in 1985, he was adopted by a couple from Seattle. After adjusting to life in a city, sleeping indoors and eating cooked food, dave managed to finish high school. Thereafter he went on to an illustrious eight years of college, afterwhich he earned (just) a bachelor's degree.
 

Harkening back to his time with the wolves, the mountains are where he has chosen to spend much of his free time. He continues to work on his long term goal of finding a good cave where he can live and be left the hell alone.
 

Until that day, he supports himself with photography.